The biggest helper who WILL help
Fren? FREN! Hold on, Fren, I WILL helps you with all things!
Hello! It is I, Fable, the Greatest Dane, here to do the biggest help for mama and makes the bestest letter for you.
Did you knows I am the bestest helper ever? I can do all things, because I am very perfect.
I can writes letters. I can fix the sads with big kisses and wags. And I can for sure makes you smile.
Wait for it...
*peeks around doorway*
*bounds into room and does a big dances with Sheepy*
See? I tolds you there would be smiles. I am a great dancer.
I can even make sure Mama stays healthy by watching very, very close as she lies on the floor and makes quiet, human barks. You sees, Mama has to do these ex-GRR-cises because of the ac-cimi-dent. She was big sads about her car -- even more than me, and I hads a most comfy beds in it. And now she has to do the ex-GRR-cises to feel better.
You humans are funny. I keeps telling her that a run at the park with Best Boy Charlie will make it all good, but she says that is my time.
So even though she is too silly to run at the parks, I helps. I does a big supervise. I stand over her. I give her face kisses. And I chew my stuffed snake beside her, so she can see bits of Snek's white fluff-guts fly past -- that way she is reminded all enemies can be defeated by teeth and hard work.
A little destruction makes the greatest helps, yes?
Mama says my help is a threat. This is most excellents, as the coyotes will for sure not bugs her. I needs Mama all good so we can do lots and lots of plays with Charlie.
And Mama was good enough to do the next chapters for you! I was not sure if I would like the Peri, for she is quite smol. But Peri knows when to barks and when to do a big (well, smol) protecc, so I thinks she is okay.
Woofs and wags,
Fable the Greatest Helper